trapula:

I CANT BREATHE

April  19 193,069 notes

heros-of-the-bluebox:

sluttyoliveoil:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do

skypestripper:

skypestripper:

should i open it

it was a dick and it was small

April  18 49,256 notes

mirrortraffic:

NEW DEVELOPMENTS

apparently my mom is not even home

and the person i hear puttering around the house is the carpet cleaning service

I’VE BEEN YELLING ‘GRILL ME A CHEESE’ AT THEM FOR 20 MINUTES

blank:

“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan



April  18 265,993 notes

taggedrne:

when ur mom forgets she gave u money already and gives u more

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mrcrockers:

mrcrockers:

hue jackman

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i showed this to my sister and she slapped me

circumcisions:

loudmouthed:

i wanna hav s*x

sax? ha ha right on

hit it bill 

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