stability:

theperksofbeingbeyonce:

stability:

Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running

Sex seems like a fun idea until your bent over a bar stool in the back if a club your too young for about to be plowed by a tall dark man named Mike

i feel as though we’ve had different experiences

1stclasspussy:

School

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Gradesimage

college 

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Life

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sealcat:

no we don’t use that room there was once a spider in it

bombing:

mikewouldknow:

bombing:

I’m on a plane to Japan and it’s taking forever to take off

are you allowed to fly with a URL like that

i’m going to kick your ass

kastiakbc:

veganvibez:

found the best twitter 

I was angry until i read the tweets

meanplastic:

*breathes*
*gains 5 pounds*

madokatrash:

talking about my favorite character

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Diane is stealing seats. Dump her ass in the ocean

Diane is stealing seats. Dump her ass in the ocean

gingerphoenix:

kanayagoddessofsass:

SO APPARENTLY RAP STANDS FOR “RHYTHM AND POETRY”

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thatfuckingcrowv2:

orlandobloomers:

instead of sending me nudes you can send me 

  • pics of you smiling with ur fave stuffed animal
  • pics of you smiling with ur mom 
  • pics of plants
  • pics of ur dog
  • pics of silly lookin bugs that u find 

send me the nudes while this geek eats a flower